Bernd is a kind of obsession.
Just the name to describe it: Bernd, it sounds so serious as to smile. Do things right, make things clear. In jacket and tie, or with trousers slightly too short and the plush orange and black, but also with full cycling, because if the things you want to do really well, you have to wear cycling cycling. It's always been so, and you do not understand why it should be otherwise.
Perhaps it is her square face, with the jutting chin and a much younger age than you could ever believe seeing him. Perhaps even more the smile on an informed basis, which is activated when it's time, when the rice is accepted as a carnival or the beat of a client. A smile that clashes with the seriousness of the rest of the face and a deep laugh that comes from the gut. When you reach the maximum of normality, each element stands out even more abnormal. We define as the blues is defined by blue notes, the discordant note that makes the blues the blues.
Bernd is a responsible person, the kind who would say, res-pon-sa-bi-le and is an excellent sales representative, because he knows to be neutral and competent as a natural mineral water as a hardcover manual. Bernd talk about the weather, we will ask the family, children, but it is easier not to ask anything. Good-natured smile and listen. Speak only when informed and with a calm and conciliatory tone.
Listening to him, because if talks do not like the interruptions, and get lost after a sentence and a half, because you do not understand what you mean. And almost fall asleep, because the circumstances requiring the impasse and cadence invites you, so sleep is the most obvious reaction. You know Bernd never talks nonsense, but you can not follow him. At first you blame yourself, then see which is the same for everyone. It is impossible to follow him: his voice neutral smells of chloroform. I'll write you by email, but it is the same. Studies text. Every word has meaning, the sentences are carried out, the perfect English, but do not grasp what he's talking about.
Bernd there is nothing to tell. Features stylized, repeated catchphrases often marked physical traits, square face. Bernd has everything you need for a cartoon character. This is why we like you, Bernd. Why are our pets, but also a symbol of what this company is wrong.
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